The Unofficial Official Simulator

By
Chet Robot


Indebted but not related to R. Robot.

Available:
Dick Cheney
Richard Perle
Condi Rice
Don Rumsfeld
Paul Wolfowitz


More officials to come...


The Official Simulation Act of 2002 created the Dept. of Official Simulation (DoOS) and tasked it with minimizing time wasted on media availability by certain U.S. Government officials who have been designated as essential to national security.

DoOS makes available for press conferences and interviews simulated officials virtually identical to the originals with regard to talking points, lucidity and veracity.

Media Availability:
Ask Richard Perle!
This simulated government official is taking questions in conformance with the Official Simulation Act of 2002. All quotes are authentic. No government official was harmed in the making of this simulation.
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